But if they don’t call the cops about this white kid, someone might think they are racist when the call the cops this fall when a black guy is out walking his dog while wearing something they thought were gang colors, no really, what do mean it was just a Rihanna t-shirt and workout shorts.

Possibly, though I’d say having a legitimately scary brush with death is more likely. Makes you less interested in putting up with bullshit.

It doesn’t. It requires him to be a former Boston Red Sock.

Plus, if there’s any group of fetishists who’ll enjoy the shame, it’s cuckoldists.

Nah. Gotta be Fudge. Or A-a-ron Rod-gers

Isn’t this essentially what Larry King has done his whole career, except (I’m assuming) Tig is better than it?

I always knew the Saw movies were produced by children.

It’s 24 years, so Selina loses to the opposition party candidate who serves one term, then Kemi’s two terms, then Richard’s.

Marjorie is a decent person.

Shame they couldn’t get Randall Park for the funeral scene (or did I just miss him?).

Of course not. That would mean having to share the waiting room at the abortion clinic with poors -- many of them melanined poors. Sorry, not abortion clinic; “spa.”

R.I.P. Ken Ober.

Probably, though Joni Mitchell and Neil Young are in the conversation, along with the relevant SCTV people. Kids in the Hall are just behind.

To paraphrase an old wag line (Churchill’s about Americans, I think), we will find the solutions to these problems, once we’ve finally exhausted all other options.

Ortiz, sure, but Pedro? You have to keep and frame that, especially if you have a shrine to Sandra Bullock.

I hope you crushed her head.

Not believable; needs more misspellings.

I know it probably wasn’t intended as such, but I enjoyed Julian going to get Villanelle a piece of cake as a nod to Noel’s baking show gig.

That is why Paul Westerberg declared that Gary had a boner.

A state that votes for Mr. Build-That-Wall doesn’t get to have tacos be the state food.