He followed your advise, this time at third. And he was out. Again.

Not the half of Filliam H. Muffman I’d’ve expected in an NCAA scandal

The famous kids were to a great extent bait.

Rachel Dratch was on John Oliver though, so Wanda Jo for the win.

Needs long hair for a role, wants it out of the way much of the rest of the time?

Maybe, although given how awful Garth and Kat always was, there is still a more than reasonable chance that this was better.

If you have to give up six years of wins for cheating, and it’s only 33 wins, you should just have to give up sports, because you can’t even cheat worth a fuck.

Also, he fits in their purse, like a yappy inbred little dog.

Isn’t it all but a fait accompli that the Pelicans are going to be sold and turned into the new Seattle Supersonics within 5 years anyways though? So no one from ownership (which is currently the Saints/Benson family, as they settle Tom’s estate) is going to be around and the front office knows they won’t just because…

Because actor and Governor of Virginia are radically different jobs with radically different levels of actual authority and importance?  

Cooper Black. Or, if you must, the Pet Sounds font.

He was better; he was a great QB playing for some terrible teams and making them look merely mediocre.

Better for those of us who have problems fitting our hands in our mouth.

You just have to remember to pee on your way to the theater. Unless you have some sort of bladder issue, you should be able to make it 2 hours.

And given that Stan is a psychopath driven to murder-suicide by his entitled fandom....why is stanning someone even remotely considered acceptable or good?

I still prefer the line from last year’s audio advent calendar, where we learn King He-Rod’s name was actually Hercules Rodriguez.

It would be really funny if the longest speech of the evening was by Michael Dempsey (Bassist: The Cure — 1978-9, Roxy Music — 1982 and then only in the “Avalon” video).

Sounds like his co-workers are improvising an equivalent of one of these: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lota_(vessel). Except the guy throwing paper towels in the toilet. Fuck that guy.

If you open the tweet to twitter, then open the picture, you can see the sneakers.

In One More Time With Feeling, Nick Cave talks about how his wife (Susie Bick) had started rearranging stuff around the house constantly after they lost their son.