So... once again Jason says something that sounds incredibly dumb ( “It’d be a bummer...” ) and it once again turns out to actually be the solution.

Damn. Where’s Reggie Jackson when you need him 

Maybe she really liked the Thompson Twins?

Back in the early 70s when I was producing The Godfather films I had a whirlpool bath installed in my trailer that I would fill with apple juice every day. Do you have any idea what Diane Keaton’s pussy tastes like when it’s been soaking in apple juice all day?

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

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Let it go, China. Hear no evil, sino evil.

It’s my favorite Adam Sandler sketch, because he’s not doing anything that screams “This is an Adam Sandler sketch!”

Let us not forget Phil Hartman.

I would like to once again point out that Terrence Howard, the top billed actor on the show has an entire section on his Wikipedia page labeled “Domestic violence incidents” so if they don’t mind keeping him on the show with that, it doesn’t seem that falsely reporting an attack would really keep Smollet off the show…

Well, I guess no HBO series is truly complete without incest.

I will refer back to Woodrow Wilson Guthrie and his reply to that infernal tune was a protest against highfalutin nationalism.

Very progressive of them to have both an Asian host and an Asian musical guest in the same week.

I wanted to hate Romo when he joined the booth, but fuck if he isn’t really good at it.  And fuck anyone that hates how excitable he is.  I’d take that 1000 times over whatever Japanese sex robot they have wearing a Joe Buck mask.

I don’t think Ben Roethlisberger deserves to be in the Hall of Fame, so much as he’ll force his way in, whether we like it or not. 

Like Patch Adams it seems this film trivializes a real man’s work and struggles.

I gotta believe that people with actual issues who have real support animals also hate the fakers with emotional support chickens.

KFC + Taco Bell > Pizza Hut + Taco Bell

The Gary Jules version is terrible - it hangs the world’s biggest lampshade on the lyrics by going ultra-slow and sad - but Mad World is indeed a great song. I wish that Tears For Fears original would get more play. It uses juxtaposition (of lyrics and music) much more interestingly than playing a sad song over an…