He’s just trying to show some ethics. In video game journalism.

At her least dressed, Bilet is wearing as much as Conan. Support characters are a vital role in any cooperative game. I’m just...I can’t bring myself to give a shit. Nobody has to buy it. Nobody who objects to it will be required to play.

I’ll be playing Oberon. In a play.

They could slip in a bit of brilliant commentary if someone ever calls your character out on their behavior. His response to a profile indicating he’s a potential criminal? Rah rah, fight the power! ...by becoming a criminal.

Dunkey actually did a fantastic video about what makes remasters successful and what makes them fail. Surprisingly serious take from a usually comedic channel:

Every bit of information for the last year or so has made this game look worse and worse. Six years of development, a massive amount of content, and not one bit of it actually interesting.

I always regretted that there wasn’t one more dialogue option for that question:

Blame white people.

Presumably this would completely change David Seville’s song.

Oh, man, my favorite Civ V mach ever had a continent that ran almost fully north to south, narrowing at the midpoint to a perfect canal. Basically, just imagine North and South America, but larger, as it was the primary continent, with a few random island large enough to support at most two cities scattered around. I…

I suspect that the only people who read Buzzfeed at this point are reporters writing about the crazy shit posted on Buzzfeed.

Pfff. Everyone knows she was abducted by aliens and taken to the Delta Quadrant.

Great. Do I have the ability to block all game invites as well, too?

I do like that, this time, Clinton is just shrugging and saying, “Show everyone the fucking emails.”

Yep. The only time I looked at my fries and thought, “This is a bit much, isn’t it?”

And she would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for a pedophile Republican.

Well, my state is nothing if not forgiving...to the point of looking like a bunch of idiots.

I admit it, I’m surprised that the lack of progress seems to be because of developer failure, rather than just disinterest. I, for one, would not spend a penny on a game where I could be locked out forever. That’s insane.

Here’s the one point where I disagreed with Frey: she lacked the respect she would expect in return when it came to the dressing room argument. If a male reporter tried to enter a women’s locker room after a game, he’d be thrown out and people would be enraged that he was there, and rightfully so. People, not one…

I mean...can we keep Joe on in some role after Obama’s gone? Just like “Whitehouse Permanent Resident” or something, and we just have cameras follow him around while he has fun?