Indeed. My advice to every angry walker and biker I see is “It does not matter if you are legally right, you do not fight a car and win.” Super simple.

Chelsea is aware there’s an ignore function, right?

I just can’t feel bad for her. Bikini streamers are the bottom feeders of livestreaming. They may do fine, but it’s not a position to be jealous of.

Yeah, not the best way to break into the genre. Could be worse, though. You could’ve picked up Endless Space. That game is just unforgiving. As with most everyone else, I’d suggest some flavor of Civ, III or V, as a good way to get used to the micromanagement mechanics.

Has this been done on Lifehacker for back pocket wallets? I’m in the market for a new one, mine has gone through the wash one too many times and badly needs a replacement.

Has this been done on Lifehacker for back pocket wallets? I’m in the market for a new one, mine has gone through the…

It’s just a shame they’re still sticking to no updates/downloading for it. I’d be begging for it if they offered the chance to download any NES game I wanted.

There’s a similar scifi horror game in development with a similar mechanic: you’re being hunted by clones of yourself, generated by an abandoned space station’s defense system. Periodically it reboots. When it does, it integrates your gameplay style into the clones. If you sneak, they sneak; if you shoot, they shoot.…

Just do it while you’re masturbating and read a book for the other 12-17 minutes.

Just do it while you’re masturbating and read a book for the other 12-17 minutes.

We managed to trick the bastards into thinking quinoa is good, I think we can try something similar here. Let’s play up the sawdust diet, then have some Mexican food.

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Man, that’s so sad. Hope they kept the receipts for all those kids.

That is both amusing and acceptable. I’m going to give it a pass.

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

Seems like normal, everyday Louisiana to me.

I am desperately trying to find a logical ordering here, but I don’t see any. Why not alphabetical by make/model?

Go ahead and mark another line down for reason to game on PC.

Right, great, super.

I want a dedicated cutscene where you walk up to Preston and say, “Hey, there’s an outpost in trouble,” then shoot him in his fucking face.

Neither. Every person coming from the opposite direction thinks you’re an asshole if you have either of these. And they’re right.