“That might raise some eyebrows,” Indians play-by-play man Matt Underwood said after Walcott went down.

In fairness to Colonel Sanders, he actually had very high personal standards for quality control, (for gravy in particular) and only the motherfuckers who wrenched his business away from him started lowering the quality. Interesting dude, that Colonel Sanders.

On the other hand, a nationally televised Cubs-Cardinals game on the Thursday after the all-star game could prevent someone from putting an ESPY-like substance on TV.

One bone of contention. Too many Northeast teams opening at home in March. Half the league is in warmer climates, or has a dome. Freezing my ass off on Opening Day just sucks.

Just to be clear though, it’s funny that the Cubs and Cardinals are the only teams who have to end their vacation early.

In response, Dolan accused the filing of having an alcohol problem.

My wife actually asked me if he was a Make-a-Wish kid...

Cut Rex some slack. He’s new to this and will eventually get there. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a few feet.

There’s another, but the Mets won’t let him play two sports.

It looks like Pagano is going from #chuckstrong to #chuckgone.

Mmmmm...brisket.

There is a QB just like the one you mentioned, Samer. His name is Johnny Manziel.

They people in Indianapolis were disappointed with their first first look at Jacoby in blue and white, they thought they had been promised brisket.

And my five-year-old came in and she looked at the TV and said, “Daddy, are those boys playing basketball?”

To be fair, Blurred Lines is awful.

I mean, literally speaking, the holocaust or the Rwandan Genocide are worse. But yeah.

I love a good double-header.

Also Joe West.

Next step: get MLB to nullify and reschedule all 3300 games Angel Hernandez has ever been a part of

If you’re so much braver please sign up. Also don’t forget to hold onto your wallet extra tight next time you pass a black person because I know that’s the type of person you are. So woke.