Yeah, when they came around the first time, I was getting agitated AT the people getting agitated. It was a super slow process, but especially the first time around, Popeye’s wasn’t expecting the hit they had on their hands, and weren’t prepared, so there weren’t enough people working, but those that were - were…

“I am Mizzou’s Black Friend”

Fixed! 

The key thing here is there’s no reason for LeBron James to capitulate. Dude can say literally whatever he wants without ramifications, and with that power, what does he do? He goes to town on a boot leather sandwich. It’s just sad.

Craven capitulation to money I can understand. It’s gross but careers are short, whatever. But this is craven capitulation to the bullies in the Chinese government who are so shit-scared of what’s happening in Hong Kong that they’ve mobilized their worldwide army of ass lickers in support of their temper tantrum.

I understand the players are caught between a rock and a hard place. But this has to be one of the most craven capitulations to money I have ever seen by a major athlete. Should have kept quiet. His rationale is bullshit.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Five bucks says the Patriots knew about this. Five more says the Raiders didn't.

Steelers fans like him again now

No shit. I showed plenty of neck and nobody denied me of my prize for winning the North Shore Conference varsity math meet. I still have Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions sitting on my bookshelf to prove it.

And I looked back and saw only one set of footprints in the sand, and I asked God, “Why, when I needed you most, why did you abandon me?” God replied, “No, Antonio, it was then that I carried you. Because you cryogenically froze your fucking feet. This was one month ago! How do you not remember this?”

Apparently some people can get CTE from coaching football.

Any time you’ve got a Hall of Fame guy that doesn’t dress, man, it’s a slap in the face. switch across the balls.

His son could tell you that unhealthy scratches are worse.

you were/are a good dad and she was lucky to have you.

Ah, that’s bummer man. I’m sorry to hear it. Lost my good girl two weeks ago — and two weeks, July, I’m not sure the strangeness of being home, alone, without her will wear off any time soon. Dogs are good. 

Your dog was a good dog.

I didn’t go on family trips the last couple years because we had an old dog with health issues. We weren’t going to put her in a kennel and I didn’t feel comfortable having a dog sitter, so I stayed home to take care of our little one.

Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.

I had this barber named Kahlid, he was a grad student at Wisconsin at a barber shop right off campus. I was a college grad and knew about this thing called tipping. It didn’t matter how many people were waiting, Kahlid would always call me to his chair as soon as I walked in the door. He did a great job too.