I don’t know if I’m the only one, but I kind of enjoy finding sand all over the place several weeks after a beach trip. It’s like I’m still on vacation or something.

I just want to say how fantastic this post was. I literally LOLed.

What about god damn Flea as Marty’s boss!?

Hands down, Pilot G2 .03.

Hands down, Pilot G2 .03.

I was just about to post this.

Yeah. I see your point. But in this context, the kids you’re taking orders from are generally right out of high school with little to no experience doing what they’re doing. They just happened to be starting at the same time as you.

Yeah. That actually makes sense.

You’re an angry little person.

JD could tell us. But then JD would have to kill us.

Haha. It was definitely my ego more than anything else. I would have started at E3 just for being in ROTC and boy scouts, but the thought of taking orders from someone almost 10 years younger than me wasn’t all that thrilling.

That’s right.

If I could go back in time to when I as 18, I would have joined the navy. I thought about enlisting later, when I was 24, but at the point I felt way too old to be an E3, so I ended up a web developer.

A little JavaScript humor, folks.

I was coming here to say the same thing. You beat me to it.

I usually default to “shank them, and take their job” but this is probably way more logical way to handle it.

Welcome to Louisiana!!

I ask that, because I noticed this was the first comment you’ve ever made on Lifehacker. Either my post really got under your skin, or someone like Apple creates fake accounts to bash posts that aren’t pro Apple. It just really seems like something Steve Jobs would have approved of.

I have a question for you. Are you real or are you an Apple troll? Have you actually used Windows 10, or do you just like bashing things that aren’t made by Apple?

To clarify. My parents recently got a new computer. I wanted to check out windows 10, so I convinced them to try the upgrade to Windows 10, mostly because it was free, and because I backed up everything in case Windows 10 broke something.

I think I’m real. Wait let me check. Yep. I’m real.