I spent close to a year in Columbia, SC. It was quite the culture shock from California and all in all I liked it there, but...ultimately there just weren’t very many places I could work and I was only employed as a contractor.

#MURICA

Johnny Carmax: yo, what’s up?

Again, this is a really congested place. Firing off a .50 cal on an UPWARD trajectory with no knowledge of where it will come down... well I hope splashing the two kids in the daycare center 4 blocks away was worth perforating the fuel tank of a gyrocopter.

All told, you're probably looking at roughly nine weeks between the moment you drop off the car at the foreign port until the moment you walk out of the DMV, title and registration in hand, and do an imported car victory dance. Financially, expect to pay around $2,500 all in for a "normal car" – and more if it's an…

They really should include a card or something that says "please take", I'm sure there are people who wouldn't think twice about the remote but even if they're not religious would feel weird about stealing a Bible.

I was wondering if that was the only reason. It makes sense, it's just a shame that we're forced to invest so much in exotic weapons when a solution is staring us in the face.

Please, I'd like to hear more about the size of that furry dragon's genitals!