Replay of Clippers-Spurs Game 7 is on TNT for free. Problem solved.

God, those dead eyes.

Yeah no kidding - if he got sprung in a goal I could understand, but the guy scored 30 seconds later after the Habs couldn’t clear their own zone.

Yes, he was offside.

I’m a habs fan, and I don’t think this is a big deal, the guy is barely off-sides.

Can’t say it’s inaccurate.

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE SOME SUPER SECRET KOOL KHARACTER
BUT IT WAS ME, REPTILE

Your last pun was, what, 6 days ago? This one came just in time. 7 days without a pun makes one weak.

Reggie must have said this 10 times during the game. I kept waiting to see if any of his “puns” would eventually meet the criteria of actually being puns.

Arlingtonguy = ESPNgirl

likely a reference to the 7-year, $153 million contract that lured Ellsbury to New York.

"Part of my path includes getting back to Buddism"

How selfish of Tiger. The Fucking God is everyone's god.

"Goddammit, I love this fucking son of a bitch"—-Bobby Knight

Is this a modern take of the ol’ Two Cows?

A+++

Yik Yak: I’m a college student with my P*nis in a doughnut.

Fuck those drunkles.

Well, maybe he'll think twice before smashing $500 sunglasses