How ironic his feet are on vacation and his torso is about business but his face is in Zuckerberg's ass.

What an enormous doucher. Everything from the way he dresses to the designer furniture that is on the stage for some reason to the way he can only manage to say a few snide words at a time in between his condescending pauses, it all screams doucher. Say what you will about Notch, but at least he isn't this guy.

Because he grew a bushy beard.

I bet some players' wives and girlfriends would appreciate those pink mouthguards.

So I know it's gimmicky and overpowering and "unserious"...but holy shit is this tasty.

That's a pretty liberal use of the word "investigated," isn't it?

"I put him at 25 to kind of make a statement," the haircut said on SportsCenter, "prove a point."

+1

"Every kid I know whose dad didn't break their mom's bones in arguments has grown up to be an entitled, pussified drug addict! Not being allowed to break your wife's bones and throw things at your baby is making America weak!"

"I swear to god, if you call the cops I'll throw myself down the depth chart."

But as we've already seen, the publicizing of domestic violence as an issue does cause more women to report abuse.

h/t Caitlin Kelly

However, 90% of the time Washington fans say the words Steve, Spurrier, Chris or Rix, they are prefaced with an expletive.

Heh. I refuse to post the picture but imagine a grumpy cat.

Not sure what the "strawman" element is, but I find that the term "strawman" is getting increasingly misused on the Internet, so I guess it doesn't matter.

I'm waiting for Jim Sterlings review on the Escapist. He's one of the few reviewers I know that really enjoy the Dynasty Warrior games, thus it'll probably not have the "I want this to be a Zelda game" goggles. :P

Jeez, Roger, does it take that long to compose a letter of resignation?