Wow. 270 HP. Plus, look at all the cool houses this car is capable of parking in front of. The regular non-Dinan 240 HP car would never be allowed anywhere near that neighborhood. /s

This is less clownshoe, more clown.

See this is why i love this site. I mean this with the utmost respect: we’re all a bunch of fuckin nerds.

Absolutely love seeing interior pieces from my 2000 MY Jaguar XK8 on this “new” half-a-million dollar V12 beastie considering this is supposed to be a complete interior refresh

Do you need to be NYC based? Does hiring a writer with dyslexia count as a tax break for G/O Media? Do I have to stick to sports?

Honestly, all that makes the car worth even less to me. Not only do I find KISS unpleasant to listen to, but trying to preserve the signatures and whatnot would basically render the car useless.
Oh yeah, and it’s a Countryman. 

Just place the window sock over your head while you drive in your convertible.

Major props to the handler who managed to NOT PANIC and bring that thing down at a decent rate for a perfect touchdown!

The audio sounds like every Japanese porn at xnxx.

Still better than Spirit Airlines. 

“600 cubic inches, about 10 liters, the same displacement as a viper.”

Why tf do you have a “Begin Sarcasm” and “End Sarcasm”??? Are you claiming responsibility for inventing sarcasm?? Are you trying to end it?? I do agree with you, however, that Donald J. (for Jesus) Trump is our holy savior, the one true messiah that walks this Earth. No one has gotten harder about Putin than trump…

“a new M5 that won’t be in the shop all the time” Well now I know its a scam.

There's a difference? 

“Luckily, this time Tesla had a loyal employee who wasn’t swayed by greed and who did the right thing.”

It always baffled me that Europe got an actual 300 SRT wagon... and they never offered it in the US.

Starred for "Foci" 🙂

On point one: Here in BC we’re legally obligated to uphold policies like that, but if you abuse it, it will eventually get rescinded on you. We have a lady swap between four Ford Foci that were all effectively the same thing. By the time she came back for the fourth swap, we did up a specific contract with no…

An employee of mine (a simple guy, very honest but not all there) purchased a 2016 Mustang Ecoboost from the local Ford dealer. No way he could afford the car, let alone the insurance on it- he is making something like $14 an hour. Not to talk down to his income, but that’s a poor financial choice. He was pushed…