8:30 am ET: “Who is your favorite ex-Jalopnik writer?”

Yeah, no thanks. Go ahead and keep posting inane stories about the divorces or balding heads of people you don’t care for - bc we all know personal attacks are the way to get in tight with the likes of Orlove and Shilling, the detritus of this site. I hope Mercedes and Emslie find their way out to better pastures as…

New-ish (came on board back in December) Jalopnik writer here! It’s certainly a bittersweet day that they are leaving us, but I am so excited to see what these two do next. I’m sure it’ll be great.

Scroll through the comments, maybe there’s a solution for you?

Say, that looks like an interesting read!

Aw crap. This sucks. I’m going to lose my rust updates AND extensive tail-light knowledge and analysis. This sucks for me, but I’m happy for you guys.

Better yet:

https://www.theautopian.com/car-news/welcome-to-the-autopian-the-ultimate-car-website-for-the-people/

Yeah... this is the last straw for Jalopnik on my daily visit radar.

Best of luck in your future endeavors, its been a pleasure reading your work here. Especially the mad ravings of Torch.

It’s not just David and Jason leaving man. It’s the broken comments system. It’s the constant listicles. It’s the lack of proof reading, the lazy reprints/links to other outlet’s articles, the ill advised hot takes like the “It’s okay people are robbing trains because they lost their jobs” article from a few weeks…

Well, time to remove Jalopnik from my bookmarks. I’m looking forward to what you guys are up to next. And fuck Jim Spanfeller. 

God damn it.

Wait, rich people are demanding the public transit option they can see rather than the one that lets then ignore the poors? I'm legitimately shocked. 

I would hypothesize that anyone buying an Equinox probably doesn’t give a shit either.

I understand problems and issues happen, however don’t you hope QA at the factory would catch obvious problems? If they can’t catch glaring issues, makes you wonder what else might slip through.

God, that would drive me brother INSANE lmao 

My 2004 Mustang GT has mismatched quarter panel brake duct faux-grating. One is honeycomb pattern, the other is horizontal bar pattern.

Ford is struggling HARD with the Bronco. I haven’t really followed any other new vehicle launches like this, but the number of mistakes that make it all of the way to the customer is pretty hilarious.

Found the left-lane blocking asshole. Get out of the way no matter what speed you are going. Your speedometer is not calibrated and you don’t get to judge other people’s speed.