Not Florida. Tire had a full set of teeth and wasn’t addicted to meth.

Nana didn’t die from the rona, but the errant Ronal.

It’s a Matt Farah prank. You can tell by The Smoking Tire.

The last 12 seconds of the video are some big 2020 vibes.

That is wheely unbelievable!

Damn tires, interrupting my dinner, asking if I’ve heard the Goodyear news.

she knew what a Pontiac Rageous was

If she has a garage and a toolbox and a project car, she’s a keeper.

You think racecar mowers are a red flag?  Just wait until she sees the shirt.

This is the thing I never got with a lot of friends... Their garage is literally FULL of shit and boxes and they park their cars outside...

No room in the garage for a vehicle.

Counterpoint: if you meet a woman who owns a Peugeot*, definitely try to fuck her. Just don’t get involved or ever let your guard down.

“What’s Something In Your Garage That Might Be A Relationship Red Flag?”

They should drag the looters through the streets and shoot them in the town square.  What kind of person loots during a time like this?  

I have to disagree. This would be a lot of fun. If you’re like me, not wanting to go fast or be swaddled in acres of leather or have an extra ton of steel around you “for safety” then a featherweight, nimble little all-conditions SUV might be the ticket.

If you’re going to rebrand NPOCP, you might want to make the changes everywhere in the article and links, otherwise it’s kinda awkward to see. Also,why? And furthermore, who the hell thought it was a good idea to “upgrade” to an interface that requires a new window to be opened just to see the results?

Wasabi is my first name. I insist on Mr. Buttplug thank you very much.

The neighbors think it’s an Aston Martin.

I blame our LACK of Disco and cocaine for the mess we’re in today.