Surely it had the undercoating. They put that on at the factory and there’s nothing the dealers can do about it, doncha know.

Salt Life.

Maybe not dumb enough to “break that and go somewhere else”, but RP has had at least a couple drivers who were dumb enough to at least “break that.”  Kurt Busch got himself fired from the NASCAR team.  And as for the open-wheel side of the house, RP fired Paul Tracy TWICE.

The dick is actually wearing them 

Don’t forget he and his father argued with FIA about putting a MAGA logo on his car even though it violates their no political statements policy and that supposedly they were also heckling his Indian teammate before the race talking at him in a fake Indian accent.

My Accounts Gone AWOL

All sins are forgivable except one: The Sin of Non-Payment.

“not making his payments”

Those jeans have a dick drawn on them!

These jeans should have signaled long ago he was a grade-A doucheboat

“the fact that [he is] a twenty-year-old Italian American with a deep passion for motorsport, which is a very emotional sport.”

The engine is indeed a smoking pile of garbage, but I like the car too dang much to get rid of it. 

My local news station goes to the millennial reporter on the spot and she literally reads what she is saying from her phone. Not covertly. She is straight up scrolling through her phone and reading off what is going on right behind her. It’s hilarious.

So he no longer haas a seat? Good.

So, he wasn’t making his payments, demolition derby’d his teammate, and responded like a petulant child. Kicking him to the curb had to be one of the easiest decisions in motorsports management history.

He has a very punchable face. 

Just typical, big company gets ahold of a fun thing, tries to copy it, only to end up Macan a mess of it. 

Am I a cornball for wanting this car in unpainted, clear coated carbon fiber?

This “Haas” to be the first time a driver was hit with that penalty.