Hold that thought. We could ( should? ) be having a moment of silence for his F1 career after this season. HAAS has to be done with him at the very least.

Yeah it was a real snoozer, the most exciting thing about the whole weekend was the #SpainishGP paint screw up.

And a couple fishing poles that are hopelessly tangled.

Not to mention a couple of bottles of used motor oil and a set of snow tires to a car you don’t own anymore, but still have because getting rid of them is too much hassle.

Don’t shed a tear for the previous record holder. It’s the same guy. And probably always will be.

Record is meaningless unless the shed contained at least one broken lawnmower, three bags of potting soil, 15 gallons of old paint and enough expired pesticides for a Superfund site.

Who wood believe that a shed could go that fast?

My mom is awesome. She was also a big Magnum P.I. fan.

NASCAR limited-edition white lightning. Cut with only the finest Kansas Speedway track water - uniquely filtered through not only an asphalt surface, but a binder AND base layer as God intended.

You know that’s not how it works, right?

The sticker tells you all you need to know.

found the official track statement:

Oh, so that’s what a Jeep owned by an engineer looks like.

Just a reminder to everyone that flossing is an important part of your daily hygiene!

It’s chassis #11,278

These were typical car prices shortly after I got my license. If I only knew then what I know now...

Armed with this internal map, SpotMini was able to autonomously walk through the facility, and even climb and ascend a set of stairs.

After my 12 years of Active Duty service adn further 9 as a federal civilan I love reminding people that:

“Not everyone in the military is a Hero. If that were true, we wouldn’t have military prisons or military police. There’s also a LONG list of military spies; who provided our sensitive national security information…

They drive like that even if they had just rolled off the factory floor.

FIFY.