Lamborghini.

You never go full mustang.

Tits what he does.

Looks like, despite its reputation, that sloth likes to keep abreast of things.

Congratulations, Mr. CalBearsFan99, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a sloth which this lovely lady will deliver very slowly.

$kay’s browser history: Sexy sloth; sloth on car; sloth bikini;

I dunno; If we ban all Teslas, won’t it be just the criminals running around in them?

“Only YOU can prevent forest Tesla fires”

So my Bro-truck might lose a little bit of HP with bigger tires, who cares? The YETI and Browning stickers on the rear glass will more than make up the difference.

Show us some of Glickenhaus’ shenanigans! I have a feeling they’ll do well this year with the 003C!

How do you say ‘jealous AF’ in Deutschland?

Stef Schrader, I am jerglous.

Woooo!

This should be brilliant. Looking forward to your coverage.

Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust. If you weren’t a bus, you’d still be with us.

Is this what the bus looked like before it burned?

My wife thinks it takes an hour and a half to do an oil change. I can usually do one in half an hour or so. The rest of the time, I just stare into the engine bay and drink beer while pondering which performance upgrades are worth it.

Counterpoint: That sounds like hardly any work for a great joke.

This car was once owned by Jon Voight...

My boys are dumb and would have pulled harder on the lever if I told them that.