When a man and a woman love each other.... or sometimes a man and a man, or two women, or a non-binary individual and a man, or a non-binary individual and a woman, or any number of other individuals I’m not currently addressing, they may decide to interact with each other in a way that makes both their bodies feel…

That’s not true, I SAW them beat Ohio State.

I think he’s just trying to prevent a mass exodus of players who try to go to other programs on the back of the claim that literally never beating Ohio State “drives them crazy.” 

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

I didn’t see Compassionate Conservative on there

Me: violate me with that scorpion tail, daddy

Dear Penthouse,

What a coincidence! Her new name is Rivers-Curry, and that is also the name I gave my diarrhea last night.

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What do you mean "imagine"? Some of us do have to appear at press conferences after days at the office that didn’t go well. One time a couple years ago we had a run of days like that, but we faced our grim task as best we could and took our licks on the media circuit. Then one day the big boss (as in the boss’s boss’s…

After going through layer after layer of this story, it’s crazy that NBA teams just continued to give Philo dough.

Dustin Diamond with gout.

Do I even want to Google frottage?

Conversely, do we expect the non-GS fans who DID give 2015 an asterisk to give this championship one as well? I don’t see how anyone could have it both ways without some degree of homerism.

Perkins and Delladova contributed significant personality and 😂 that run.   Delladova was logging huge minutes, Perkins was his ice-down hype-man.   

The 2019 Warriors were still playing three to four recent All-NBA players in the Finals.

They were real.  We would all remember them better if they wore their jerseys with the name on the front of the uniform though.

C’mon. Asking Golden State fans to remember anything back more than 18 mos. ago is completely unfair. Besides, you made up like half of those supposed Cleveland Cavs. 

A team that benefited from Chris Paul’s injury, Zaza’s step out on Kawhi, and Love and Kyrie’s injuries doesn’t get to devalue the Raptors victory.