Maple Heights? Brunswick? Parma Heights? Aurora?

This stove is only a pinkish Gruden right now. I need some infrared Gruden action from this stove!

So he broke his hand (non-football injury) in the altercation?

YOUR SPINE IS MR. GLASS-LIKE. WHY?

GET WELL, GET WELL SOON, WE WANT YOU TO GET WELL!

(everything is sounding like a eulogy, Jebus.)

What is the Gruden level of in that pic and will it ever go infrared? Can I cookout over it?

Micro transactions are for the cosmetic nonsense. DLCs will be free.

The Capital Weather Gang or American Weather: Mid-Atlantic are eons better. They also own it if they screw up. Screw TV weather because in DC it is all about hypin’ up the people. 

What’s he have to do Florida judges, kill some . . . never mind. Fucking judicial assholes down there.

He is the grandson of Earle Bruce. The local police (Powell) probably were awed.

How? He is the grandson of Urban’s mentor, Earle Bruce.

That is a spicy stove color. I’ll stay well back.

They are addressing some issues pre-launch:

Just the . . . tip?

I will slink out in shame now.

Wasn’t 2016 also when the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the Finals?

Is the stove glowing cherry-red or is it more of a dull-red? Can I pop the popcorn?

No, just no. I can’t even process the concept for this because the universe is cold, indifferent and we all go screaming into the void.

We call “non-emergency” which, like everyone else, routes us through emergency dispatch. Only had to call 911 once for white trash fights in the cul-de-sac.

I grew up in Oberlin and my cousin was the Rep for the old 13th District (Charles A. Mosher). That was a nice, compact district that encompassed industrial Dems (Lorain, Elyria, Sandusky) and rural voters.