My first reaction was “hey, we’d take this a lot more seriously if the recipient was a girl!” then I remember that I was once a girl in junior high who got groped just about daily and no one ever did anything to stop it so...I stopped talking.

Bull fucking shit. I reported boys grabbing my tits MULTIPLE TIMES to my school and they fucking got detention. So no, this is not okay but don’t act like boys don’t get away with this bullshit EVERYDAY.

MAYBE it is just because I am a cynical asshole and also a fat but the joke was that she is fat right?

As a life long sufferer of traumatic periods who has never been interested in the payoff of biological children, this is actually something I’ve fantasised about. It sucks that it’s taken this long, but I wonder what I could still get for a 33 year old model in relatively good condition?

My partner and I had to get into one of these routines because without one, the whole process of cooking for us regularly was killing me. There’s nothing like a sink full of dirty dishes (including the tools you need for dinner) to motivate you (me?) to abandon all thoughts of a healthy, cheap, home cooked meal after…

I was just on Jeopardy last week! There were a few Canadians at my audition. I hope they resolve the issue because I think the best possible contestants, regardless of nationality, are necessary for good competition. And I had tough competition. Most of the Internet was nice to me, but this was my favorite mean tweet

Vomit away. I haven’t even moved cities, but experienced a massive friend shift when everyone’s life priorities went in different directions, so....

Weird, I though my junk food buying habits was due largely to spending way too much time in Trader Joe’s.

Wow! His wife was great!

I know, why isn’t the fact that you spent all that time and effort (and money for decent yarn) appreciated more than if you ran into a store for 15 minutes on your way home from work to buy some mass produced whatever from China? Where is the thought in that?

I agree. It’s sad how any handmade item is automatically undervalued. I knit and sew, and I also make jewelry. I mentioned making a bracelet for my SIL for Christmas, and my husband said that “something like that” would be more suited for my neighbor/friend (someone I normally would just give a small, inexpensive gift…

I have an exes initials on me. I think of tattoos as marks of where we’ve been and how we’ve felt, it’s still one of my favorites.

I know! Unless you get it on super sale/clearance, a few skeins of yarn can cost $50 or more and it can take literally tens of hours to complete a project. Right now, I’m finishing a cardigan that is taking 100 hours and costing $75 in yarn at 50% off. And people wonder why I think they are crazy for asking me to make…

DIY is very nice but don’t throw your pearls before swine. Make sure they are worthy of your time and efforts (and supplies). I knit, crochet, sew, etc. and very rarely do it for other people.

The only time that her rich person-ness gets really annoying is during those “ask Ina” bits. Where someone basically says they are poor and in a desert, so they can’t get fancy seasonal ingredient X, and want a substitute. And her answer is: “no. go to a farmer’s market for x, like I do in the Hamptons.” That’s not…

But he can step off making fun of Ina Garten. That woman is a damned good cook, and her recipes always work. You know if you’re using something she wrote, it has been tested to within an inch of its life and the results are reproducible. Sure, she’s privileged, but she owns it and she is good at what she does.

Let’s all just be thankful that we did that bullshit before the invention of digital photographs and internet....

Long labia haver here. I have never not once felt uncomfortable with my crotchal area in yoga pants. Literally everyone in my yoga class is packing a spandex burger. Doesn't matter.

I dominate that teen jeopardy, even at 30 years old

It would be a bigger tragedy if Oxygen stopped marathoning the early seasons.