I wanna see you in a flannel please

BIG HUG!

Thank you. It was terrible to have him die but at that point the cancer had taken over his body and it was just no way to live. It was definetly his time to go

This will probably get lost in the sea here, but everyone should know about this man - Chris Mintz. He was injured while trying to block the shooter from entering one of the rooms. He ended up with multiple gunshot wounds and two broken legs. How much better would it be if everyone remembered his name instead of the…

But like, what if I actually want to just invite a female friend over for Netflix and chilling? Do I have to invent a kind of “no homo” suffix to hastily add on to that?

Scene- My bedroom, 2 AM, after a bottle and a half of wine.
Players (In a theatre sense, not like, a gross way to say ‘lovers’ or whatever)- My husband and also my me.

We were young, early 20’s, shitty on wine, having laugh sex, where we sort of clumsily bounced around the bedroom, laughing and not totally putting all…

Let’s talk about the less-flashy sex injury: UTIs.

He was stimulating me manually, missed, and his fingernail cut me deeply in that area between the vagina and the clit. It hurt, but I didn’t realize how bad it was until after we finished, looked down, and it looked like there’d been a f*cking surgery—there was blood everywhere. He suggested maybe I was on my period,…

A Story of Few Words: A Sexy Haiku

what? no. raglans are the easiest sweater! and while the colorwork part looks pretty good, the picture starts too low (the top of the colorwork should not be even with tay’s nipples), she didn’t weave in her ends and where she picked up stitches for the neckline is just no, girl. also, i don’t think she blocked it.

So, when I was in kindergarten, I wasn’t allowed to carry an umbrella on the bus.

All I can picture is her saying “divorce” in her obnoxious fake Italian accent (pronouncing it “di-vorrr-chay”) and then giggling to herself while those airport tower spotlights of teeth blind me through the TV screen.

My boyfriend’s ex was killed in a horrific auto accident a few ago. Her young adult children insisted they had to see her. Everyone (including the coroner) advised against it but they just had to do it. I don’t know how they are dealing with that. I refused to see my husband “one last time” after he killed himself. I…

Many years ago one of my very good friends died suddenly. The circumstances were pretty bad but he had this super cool hippie mom. His mom was the mom who’s house we always wanted to hang out at as teenager. So when he died she decided to bring him home and some friends made him a pine box and she decorated it with…