I’m waaay more in shape financially than physically. 

Even Peyton Manning called her a horse at the Rob Lowe Roast. If someone who makes their money being a nice endorsement spokesperson calls you out, you’re doing something wrong.

Is that the gay one?

The fact that she had a gay son makes me think there is a merciful God or some superior being.

I remember after bin Laden died the comment boards were filled with comments about how deplorable it was that people would celebrate the death of anyone, regardless of how that person lived. It’s kind of fascinating, actually.

As a trans person, I'm offended that you would imply that Ann Coulter is one of ours.

There is a rotisserie spit in hell with her name on it.

If anything, Jesus was an Occupy Wall Street-er.

Rest in Hell? What kinda stupid hell would that be??? Lugging a an endless supply of Trump hats from the entrance to the furnace is what I hope she’s doing.

I assume that wasn't the gay son?

No wonder Conservapedia praises her, it was founded by her dipshit son, who once claimed on Colbert that Jesus’ teachings were “free-market parables.”

She was Ann Coulter when Ann Coulter was just a little boy.

I’m pretty happy she was alive to see a black man become President. Fuck her and may she rest in hell.

It’s a shame she didn’t stick around a few months longer to see Trump get his butt kicked but at the very least she lived long enough to see most of her causes die pathetic wheezing deaths.

This is a magnificent obituary and is exactly how she deserves to be memorialized.

I mean... I was obviously poking fun, but no one who read that title could actually believe that your answer to this question would be “yes”. There was absolutely zero chance that you’d justify spending money on a luxury SUV.

Jason, of course the Acura is not going to return an extra $15k in *value*. What you seem to be forgetting is the Law of Diminishing Returns. Yes, it’s a thing. It’s why most luxury automakers make the most money off their top-of-the-line models despite them being only incrementally better than the plaebian base stuff…

Id happily give 15k more not to drive that hideous Outlander. Call me materialistic but I wouldnt be caught dead in that POS. When I see a person driving a new Mitsu other than an EVO, I see them as a zombie with no pulse.

I agree wholeheartedly with your conclusion, with one proviso.

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