Suarez was expecting to feast on Russia’s players, but not exactly like this.

Not really a fan of Rogen’s work, but I enjoyed his time with Colbert; the Paul Ryan story was gold.

Your ideas are intriguing and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

‘80s jocks were right - nerds are bad fucking news.

You have no idea the levels of fuckery it takes to make me side with the Fucking Eagles, but by god, Donny Boy has done it.

John Goodman marries Phylicia Rashad after both of their spouses die in explosions. The Conner and Huxtable families merge Brady Bunch style.

I think it’s going to bypass Fox and go straight to Fox News. It will air right after Hannity. Must-Blow-Your-Brains-Out TV!

Renewal order from Fox coming in 3...2...1...

Reading this post is like reading a summary of a cricket match.

Our bodies are not built to fight large cats. We have thin skin that doesn’t do a good job protecting our vitals from large claws and huge teeth. We’re good at problem solving and throwing things, and we’re built to do some physical things quite well, but fighting large cats and bears is not what we excel at.

Eat shit, friends.

(miss you already)

Maybe we’re reading too much into this, and the simple answer is the correct answer: the Browns don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and this is further evidence of it.

the retirement of offensive lineman Richie Incognito

I mean, I just, booze is the fucking devil. I’ll be 100% honest, weed is a MUCH better alternative and I’m not being sarcastic, I’m absolutely serious

look, if I want a corn dog, and I can get it. I’m getting that corn dog. why should this be any different? he wants rebounds let him have the rebounds. the analogy doesn’t fit perfectly I know in the sense that 16 corn dogs is probably better than 16 rebounds, but I think you follow

I find myself not caring about this Hari Kondabolu fellow all that much, so I guess that makes me considerably evil. Outside of his documentary, which piggybacks on The Simpsons brand, nobody has ever heard of this fellow. My feeling is that members of the writing staff and the shows’ producers, might very well…

Because Al Jean is an old rich white guy who hasn’t kept up with general social discourse on racism and thus thinks that what he learned/grew up with in the 70s and 80s was the pinnacle of human understanding and that kids these days are the ones who are wrong.

Can’t wait to see how civil the comments are going to be...

Hi there.

Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners…