LeBron activates playoffs mode on NBA 2K19

Yvan eht nioj! 

“Do you want to know the terrifying truth...or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?!”

Very wise of him to seek protection.

Boy, that escalated quickly. Wiggs killed a guy.

Sports aren’t fun. I don’t know why I waste so much time on this shit.

He needs to market a new erectile disfunction drug for old dudes branded “Dick Vitality.”

The most amazing thing about this is that Dick Vitale is still calling games.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Is what you can see with your eyes “bullshit”?

and King of the Hill, which upon a recent rewatch, is a much better sitcom than I knew at the time 

You know who’s responsible for Norm McDonald getting bumped, don’t you?

Not the first time someone fucked up at the US Open.

Tough draw for Arsenal.

Y’all already wrote about this...four years ago: https://news.avclub.com/the-simpsons-showrunner-has-an-idea-for-how-to-end-it-1798271533

Jesus, they sound like Mets fans (and everyone else the Royals beat) in 2015.

“Well, ya know, they just play superb defense and have one of the best bullpens of all time ... but they’re actually not really a good team. They’re just getting lucky. We’re actually better than them.”

Right? The Earth should have been a disc.

But enough about Phil Jackson’s dick ...

Jeannie Buss has just invited LaVar to check out this cool thing she found deep, deep in the woods.