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I usually fall asleep right after that too.

Everything about this shot is perfect. Chip Somodevilla deserves a fucking Pulitzer for this: photographic timing, capturing the pocket square in the background, everything. I love this so much.

Can we just agree that Captain Fuckface is a useless POS who has only one qualification and that is being a giant fucking racist which is the only thing his redneck, dipshit supporters care about.

It’s almost as if Trump is a liar and just says crazy shit all the time but people still report his words as fact.

I forgot for a minute there that the World Cup was right around the corner.

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

Last night, during her show Laura Ingraham Would Like To Speak To A Manager,

I hope a bucket of paint falls off a ladder and lands upside-down on your head and gets stuck there and you stumble around with a paint-bucket on your head and crash into a ladder and fall down a manhole.

Back in 1997 I was out in LA visiting a friend. She got us 2 tickets to screen a movie. Free! Popcorn and soda included. BEFORE the movie started while in line, some dude with a camera asked me to plug the movie. Remember, free popcorn and soda. “It was GREAT! I’m gonna see it again!” I said. The movie was so bad I…

Lol shut the fuck up

THERE IS NO GOD

Your comment makes no sense. What are you saying exactly? The director and the stunt coordinator were in cahoots to sexually assault people? The writer would have put the scene in there and James Cameron directed it. A grown woman dancing seductively for a movie scene shouldn’t be in the same category as a little girl…

I mean, other than Wilfred Zaha, Tom Heaton, Michael Keane, Danny Drinkwater, Tim Howard and Adjan Januzaj, this is totally spot on.

“Franco’s Sex Scenes class”

Just for the record, #26 for Levante is Shaq Moore, American born & raised.

Poor girl. Who among us hasn’t embarrassingly blown chunks in a horrifyingly public place?

Why post this story with a picture of Buddy Hackett?

The giant gorilla.