As much as I’ve despised the man professionally, whenever I see him now my heart just aches for him. I can’t even get riled up any longer. He’s gone. It’s over. So let’s just get back to the business of mocking the idiocy of Warner Brothers execs.

I hate to say it, but I think The Orville will be a better Star Trek than Discovery will, and i09 bashed The Orville pretty good after the first ep.

OMG. That clip leaves out the part where Spiegelman puts on the mouse mask and says “The MAUS is in the HOUSE!”

All the WB shareholders and TV execs will look up and shout “Watch us!”... and I’ll look down and whisper “No.”

Which Watchman Baby is your favorite?

I’m inclined to agree with you on the dumbness of superheroes, especially based on the current superhero comics out there. It may be that I’m just aging out of them as I’ve gotten older. There was a time I believed that superheroes were the closest we got to a modern American mythology.

I feel like he needs to take all the moneys so that the venture is less profitable for Warner.

Well, Mark Millar just seems to do it to be “edgy.”  Moore’s early superhero comics were inventive without so much self-regard. His and Alan Davis’ early Captain Britain run still blew me away the first time I read it a good 20 years after the fact. I’d love to see that adapted over another attempt at Watchmen.

Watchmen is an interesting artifact of the late 80's and an entertaining, if a bit mean spirited, examination of super hero comics. Unfortunately, like Frank Miller’s The Dark Knight Returns, it has at times been a template for super hero comics after. For every effort someone like Mark Waid makes to put the “hero”…

Well, they have the theme song done at least.

Don’t take this personally, but you sound like a fucking idiot.

I mean, if it makes you that angry and you’re frothing about how expensive it is and about how your time is worth so much, why are you even going to the theatre in the first place?

Asked for a Big Rock beer

I live in Ontario, and Moosehead’s an import because it comes from another province. That’s fucked up. Want a beer from British Columbia or Nova Scotia? Import, pay extra. Bullshit. Imports come from outside Canada, not within. But Molson & Labatt lobbied for that, because they know their beers are shit.

Here in Canada you can pay upwards to almost 20 dollars to see a movie depending on the ticket you buy. MINIMUM 10 bucks.

I remember when Moosehead was one of the few imports you could get where i lived.

Depends, if you want the fake stuff like Aunt Jemima, it only costs one beaver pelt. If you want the REAL stuff that comes out of a tree - that’ll cost you a moosehead and 2 beaver pelts.

Well, you just wasted 5 minutes complaining about stupid shit, so it can’t be that valuable

How much does maple syrup cost in a theater?