I read an article once (unfortunately I can’t remember where) that mentioned a supervisor/director/manager that intentionally made a point of announcing he was leaving and when he was leaving early (to pick up kids from school or go to doctor’s appointment for example) so that he set the tone that it’s OK for his…

We went to almost all of them, guys playing were our buddies, but we didn’t stay at too many for the 2nd half sorry to say...

Wisconsin. Illinois’ biggest State Park!

Have you been to Wisconsin? Between the cheese, dairy, beer and encased meats it’s a delight. I say that as an Illinoisan who loves consuming all of those things whenever I travel there.

The NFL is switching it up huh?

You can’t run away from yourself, true. But you can get the fuck away from people/family/places that drag you down. Which is good. In conclusion, fuck the state of Indiana.

I find that overwhelmingly it’s women that love the season. Just love metric ass-tons of snow. Knowing full well their asses are not going to be the ones out there shoveling God’s dandruff.

I am a life-long resident of the Northeastern U.S. and I would just like to say, as I always say when I pick up a shovel: Fuck you, snow. And fuck you, winter. You are, by far, the shittiest of all seasons, and I will never not look at an adult human who says they love this crappy time of year like they are a…

“We want the ball and dinner before 5:00 p.m.!”

My wife does emergency medicine for venues: MLB, NFL, NBA, NHL games, concerts, etc.* She and the longtime EMS hands who work with her all agree: in terms of “dipshit fan behavior,” Country shows are hands down the worst: tailgaters drinking from early AM, teenagers who can’t handle their booze, women falling off of…

My girlfriend asked me to rub her back after the Hawks scored (Huge Blackhawk fan). Sure enough the Bolts scored 15 seconds later and I’m like “How can you ask me to rub your back during the game?? You caused that goal!!!!! Fortunately, she knows Hockey makes me irrational and accepted my apology and her back rub…

Killorn will be out for the rest of the series. A surveillance camera caught him chaining a damsel to railroad tracks. 0:29

Is Larry Flynt a good boss? Or a great boss?

Lake: I’m really sorry, you guys. I didn’t mean to drag you into everything.

Fuck this “right way” bullshit. Next time someone hits a dinger I want him to stand and admire it, flip his bat, do a cartwheel, and then light a cigarette before rounding the bases.

I can’t read legalese, hopefully the decision reads “fuck you MLB, stop restricting your viewers”

Merry Krismas everyone

Was that a Grapist reference? Please tell me it was!

back in the day he provided a valuable and necessary counterweight to dumbasses like Mike North and Dan McNeil. in an era where the strongest meatball voice remaining on the Score is that whey-faced little shit Spiegel, Dan is getting very old very quickly.