If Steve Buscemi were a Mustang...

Title: The Phantom Fingers

It’s all wedding bells and doves until the Asian couple neglect their newborn for weeks while they grind for better gear.

During my adolescence my dad (whose superpower is poorly planned or researched motor vehicle purchases) bought one of these with a salvage title. The freshly graduated prior owner rolled it after a few beers on the way home from a high school football game. All three of his unrestrained passengers were ejected and…

I’m not your (O)pal, friend.

What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs and even goes offroad? A thing a thing a marvelous thing, everyone knows it’s Amigo!

I’d imagine that track gets a little more slippery once the ladies see who the instructors are:

And, naturally, it’s mildly phallic. Lol

nope just Creepio

You seem like a perfect candidate for Grandpa’s shirt.

If only you had been around in 1645 for the spring powered cart disaster.

If you are going to say something negative, you should also say something positive. Just don’t put them too close together.

1.21Jw/h

Once shots were fired, however, the station quickly cut to Rudy Giuliani at a conference.

This is disgusting. I can’t believe in the desperate search for mid-day ratings, a network TV station would air such garbage. I hope more people get angry about this, ugh, Rudy Giuliani, what a waste.

Fun story. I actually drove Joey Fatone’s KITT through Orlando at high speed while chasing the Cannonball Run Countach. Joey’s car was legit. It originally had the steering wheel in the back set (you know for the stunts in which the car looked like it was driving itself while michael wasnt in the car). You should have…