fixed the headline for you.

You beat me to it. I was going to go with something like “rejoice that you don’t have to make up reasons for not going to the gym.”

Don’t propose in public. Do it in your home so you can either:

Pho Keene cooler.

WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT?!?!

I’m not sure why I keep reading these posts. Glutton for punishment, I suppose.

Fixed the title for you:

I think I’ve seen this before somewhere. I think my mom had one, but it’s been a long time since I’ve seen it up close.

Both takes are correct. Difficult to comprehend, but true.

Hopefully Giselle enjoys it in his style.

Repurposed lawyer joke warning.

My 2 boys treat ours like they are in a WWE cage match. There’s not much jumping going on most of the time, but there is plenty of wrasslin’ most days.

“milk”

The smile is not because of where they are. It’s because his junk is touching her butt in leggings. Hard to not smile regardless of time or location.

The real crime is Grande putting a fucking animal nose and ears on her social media ready picture. Carpool Karaoke is not to blame for that nonsense.

I was going to say “fuck that guy” as well, but it had nothing to do with my mom or the food in general. It’s that his kids allow him to have this much time to play with the fucking food. In the morning, it’s all I can do to get my kids to get out the door, much less do this shit for them since they wouldn’t eat it…

Watched Billy Madison not so long ago. For some reason, it was a helluva lot funnier when I was in college.

Did I read this correctly? Why the fuck do they play the national anthem at the start of practice? I’m of the opinion that it has no place in any sporting event outside of international competitions (perhaps), but practice?

Cali Creamin? I think I saw some of her videos on a different web site.