I”m impressed the artist could also do the nipples so life-like.

At a certain point, it’s hard to differentiate teams that are similar in ability and/or results. Win more games and/or score more goals and you advance. If you don’t, you leave it up to an arbitrary tie-breaker rule.

That’s what she said.

Wings or not, you lost me at “post-flag football.”

Dude knows what time it is.

I’m not fat, but I’ll fight someone over the last Bojangles biscuit.

This looks like great fun and not dangerous at all.

His fadder was a mudder fucker.

HOLY SHIT!

As a devoted gummy gear connoisseur, the main art on the page makes me feel funny in the pants.

My kids’ charter school did something similar a few years ago. Admission is lottery based, but it is technically a “public” school and there is no cost to attend. The admissions lottery was changed to a weighted system to allow the school to better reflect the surrounding community. The probability for admission for…

Mila Kunis IS hot.

I’d say every Marlins fan did it.

“The turtle can survive up to three days underwater thanks to gill-like glands on its cloaca, the reptile-equivalent of an ass except that it is also used to reproduce.”

Nah, it IS content... just not a hack.

I’m not entirely sure how to do it, I just know that she is NOT doing it properly.

You mean your wife is worse?

I’m not sure what’s more surprising. These tweets or the fact that Twitter was a thing in 2007.

Even though he’s very involved to the extent that he “personally yanked the credentials of a pair of ESPN.com writers for negative coverage and internally threatened to axe the person in charge of replays because he didn’t feel they were up to snuff,” it doesn’t seem ridiculous that he could be focused on the…

This is not a reason for inspiration. If legit, lady was fucking nuts.