Can I say "... You guys are the grand dragons of negotiation..."?

Yes. Yes we should. We should recognize a marriage between three, or five, or seventeen people who want to marry.

The right tool for the job is indispensable, and it's one of the few times you can throw money at a thing and make life simpler. If you could use a thing a couple times a month, go for it! Don't let too many checkmarks get behind the item you find yourself wanting, you're just wasting time! As a chef, I have all of…

"The Law is reason free from passion" Aristole. (Yes, this was in Legally Blonde. I can't do anything about that.)

a woman with this sort of purse is actually probably low maintenance, given that she's already prepared almost any eventuality. The high maintenance ones are the ones tbat fill their purses with completely useless crap when they could easily fit everything they regularly use into a zip lock bag. At least this woman is…

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I'd like to write for PastLifeHacker, with headlines such as "Electricity: Witch's Magic or African Voodoo", "How To Use Indoor Plumbing And Why It Might Kill You", "The Blacksmith Tools Everyone Needs To Own", "101 Uses For Horse Shoes", and "Ug - Me Make Circle. Call Wheel".

How is this pretentious? It seems like an interesting exploration of impermanence, to me. It also seems like he's doing it just for himself, which sort of precludes its being pretentious.

It's not that, it's that animal abuse is a very real, and a very fucked up thing. You can't jokingly say that you smack your cat around, without someone taking it seriously. It's not really funny either. And it's not that animal lovers put animals before humans, it's that they expect animals, especially domestic…

It's just a shorthand term to quickly convey that actual research has been done. Please don't leave us, Tofu.

it's not a juice balloon, the juice will be fine.

Also if you want to see the time-lapse of that shot :

That's a great solution if your fish is flopping around your house, ruining your gadgets, but it won't work for most pets.

Are you asking if my hemorrhoids are acting up? That's kind of personal, dude.

I hate soup, so no dice.