Of course our standards should be higher. But even schools don't teach this stuff.

Can I say "... You guys are the grand dragons of negotiation..."?

me am play gods... hurr durr hurr

Or the over 35s who blame a man and a party for all their problems.

Yes. Yes we should. We should recognize a marriage between three, or five, or seventeen people who want to marry.

The right tool for the job is indispensable, and it's one of the few times you can throw money at a thing and make life simpler. If you could use a thing a couple times a month, go for it! Don't let too many checkmarks get behind the item you find yourself wanting, you're just wasting time! As a chef, I have all of…

Dude, I'm not saying you don't have a point (which, incidentally, you don't,) , but I am saying you don't have compositional skills.

"I always thought that the sheer craftsmanship of the structures indicated pretty clearly that these were masons and other highly skilled tradesmen, not slaves."

"The Law is reason free from passion" Aristole. (Yes, this was in Legally Blonde. I can't do anything about that.)

Looks more like a long exposure shot. The photographer wanted to capture enough light on the 'foot', but it would have taken a real long exposure. In that time the worker would have shifted from one position to the other, accounting for the ghosting. The 'lightning' effect is coming off a flashlight or other small…

When I say the GIF is dead, I really mean the grave is being dug - http://gfycat.com - http://gfycat.com/about

Once again, the media messed this up. The "robot" Obama is bowing too is actually a cybernetic exo-skeleton housing his Reptonian seed-mother in a protective beryllium cloud.

a woman with this sort of purse is actually probably low maintenance, given that she's already prepared almost any eventuality. The high maintenance ones are the ones tbat fill their purses with completely useless crap when they could easily fit everything they regularly use into a zip lock bag. At least this woman is…

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I'd like to write for PastLifeHacker, with headlines such as "Electricity: Witch's Magic or African Voodoo", "How To Use Indoor Plumbing And Why It Might Kill You", "The Blacksmith Tools Everyone Needs To Own", "101 Uses For Horse Shoes", and "Ug - Me Make Circle. Call Wheel".

I hate soup, so no dice.