Holy shit mate take a fucking chill pill.

Over and over my brain kept reading that as “do not”. I’m like, why are you telling people not to get the shot if the sickness is so awful? Got to bed, brain.

God forbid other people enjoy digging into the way stories from their favorite game series might be connected.

Spartans. Greek. Rome. Internet arguing . etcetera   

Learn humor, and use it. So you know when a joke has gone over your head.

“Queso blanco”just meants white cheese. Are you sure that that’s not just rebranded to sound foreign?

With comments like that do you really think you’re better? The commentor can claim ignorance. What’s your excuse?

That’s not child support, it’s alimony.

I am absolutely tired of this “Taxi drivers are better vetted and more reliable than uber drivers” schtick. I have been an uber driver and a lyft driver in the past. In the city of San Antonio, driving at night, I heard a lot of common stories from my passengers. My women passengers in particular had two stories that…

Can anyone TL;DR the broad strokes of this for someone who hasn’t had enough coffee for that much reading and will forget that this tab is opened by the afternoon?

So I’m not an auto-buff, so maybe I don’t know what I am talking about, but isn’t cruise control a thing? It’s a thing in every car I’ve ever driven. Isn’t that the entire point of cruise control?

Who said it was the next big thing? Sometimes, you can just sell a thing. Things are nice, too.

Having an issue with stubble doesn’t make someone an asshole. Are you not aware that stubble hurts? Haven’t you ever kissed a stubbley man or had sex with a man with a stubbley pubic nest? It doesn’t feel good. It’s not a matter of appearances; it hurts. Gender doesn’t come into play in this one. If you have anything…

My high-school had vending machines.

Since when do they not sell canned beverages in schools?

Look up, dear.

Quick question: What shape do you think the world is?

I dont think weddings have victims.

At least 30,000.

Think of anything you’ve ever done passionately or angrily. Then think about the term “crimes of passion.” Intelligence doesn’t really matter in these scenarios. Something broke, and the crazy came out. Doubtful there was any premeditation.