Too lazy, didn’t research

What the fuck are you talking about? There’s nothing of the sort in that article, excepting the authors own admission that him and people like him drive too fast for the roads sometimes and sometimes it’s a good idea to slow the fuck down. You’re a paranoid loon. It’s like you’re screaming that they’re going to take…

I’m sorry...you do realize that you’re commenting on an article where people were doing speeds in excess of ninety miles an hour? The highest speed limit I’ve ever seen is eighty, on Texas highways.

Actually, it’s exactly what our bodies are meant for. We’re plains runners. We can climb okay, but our real evolutionary advantage is running. A pre-spear human would hunt in much the same way a dog does; the pack just keeps running the animal down until it gets tired and slows down or craps out. People always like to…

lol @ thinking the modeling industry doesn’t use tons of photoshop

awww. Adorable. You haven’t even grown out of name calling either. i think perhaps you need parental guidance. Perhaps I can adopt you.

No you didn’t. You evolved into a cynical asshole. Big difference.

Waitwaitwait. Acknowledging that Mayweather is a coward and beats women, while not taking the time in this sports article on a sports site to discuss incredibly complex and weighty issues somehow makes you as bad as Mayweather? Oookay.

I don’t know what is special about that setup, but you can scan regular barcodes that fast.

There is no slope. That’s an oil stain.

So we can rake and pick the locks?

That's more than half.

It's a fish that only come's on April Fool's day to play pranks on other fish.

But that doesn't mean they're not the exact same hardware with a different lable.

Punching hole or slicing into anything reduces its structural integrity.

Okay. I was offended. Happy now?

Of course you can. I can look North and piss into the southbound wind while trying to helicopter if the mood strikes me, but it doesn’t make it a good idea.

If you don’t read the article. don’t comment. This is for commenting on the article.

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH SIR!

You know this a BLOG about a type of media that's ENTIRELY SUBJECTIVE?