There's one in every comment thread.

To have been able to build this, he or she has almost certainly been to L.A. But you know what I imagine you think is more fun? Dwelling in the basement and making snarky comments online.

Will you though? I worked mornings all my life and never once woke up gently in the morning. Switched to evenings and I wake up precisely the same time every day, with no alarm.

No one is too old for Minecraft.

Too rich for my blood. I guess if you constantly need to change orientation or readjust monitor positions on a regular basis that might be worth it, but 50 bucks for a quality monitor stand is plenty, nevermind 250.

Too rich for my blood. I guess if you constantly need to change orientation or readjust monitor positions on a…

That's what I said earlier. I came back for some reason or another, and now all I see is blue and black.

We drink Mexican Coke because real sugar tastes better than HFCS. I don't think anyone in their right mind thinks drinking one type of coke over another is a 'health choice'.

That costs more than my monitors...

That costs more than my monitors...

Won't this just piss him off more?

Here's the best idea: Jackasses like you can keep this kind of nonsense to yourself.

He did do great things. Populous started an entire genre and Black and White was my favorite game of my childhood. Fable was an awesome series. He's got a track record for making really good games. He's also go a track record for promising things he can't deliver and those games taking forever to come out.

None of those things are aspects of sentience. Sentience is the ability to feel and perceive things subjectively, which is just about every single animal. If you're referring to sapience or intelligence, you have a bit of a point, but I'll go ahead and point out that the majority of humans can't do those things…

That's just not true.

Here's a mirror.

If someone is doing a speedrun, it's likely they already have explored every single crevice.

None of those things you just named were meant to look even remotely realistic. There's a statue of a bull near my house. It has a giant cock. No one on earth finds that weird, because bulls have giant cocks. Not even juvenile teenagers.

That's not how jokes work either.

Not inexplicable. Cats have buttholes. Dogs too. Crazy, I know, but there it is.

That's not how S.E.O. works.

Sharing single comics is definitely pretty common. io9 and Gizmodo feature XKCD quite often.