Here's the best idea: Jackasses like you can keep this kind of nonsense to yourself.

He did do great things. Populous started an entire genre and Black and White was my favorite game of my childhood. Fable was an awesome series. He's got a track record for making really good games. He's also go a track record for promising things he can't deliver and those games taking forever to come out.

None of those things are aspects of sentience. Sentience is the ability to feel and perceive things subjectively, which is just about every single animal. If you're referring to sapience or intelligence, you have a bit of a point, but I'll go ahead and point out that the majority of humans can't do those things…

That's just not true.

Here's a mirror.

If someone is doing a speedrun, it's likely they already have explored every single crevice.

None of those things you just named were meant to look even remotely realistic. There's a statue of a bull near my house. It has a giant cock. No one on earth finds that weird, because bulls have giant cocks. Not even juvenile teenagers.

That's not how jokes work either.

Not inexplicable. Cats have buttholes. Dogs too. Crazy, I know, but there it is.

That's not how S.E.O. works.

Sharing single comics is definitely pretty common. io9 and Gizmodo feature XKCD quite often.

I genuinely don't know. Not anyone, obviously. There are personal blogs for that and they sometimes get featured, but as far as I've ever been able to tell the authors just post what's interesting to them. There are days with certain types of posts and there are categories, but beyond that I don't think things have…

Are you new to Kotaku? It's basically a blog, seeing something they like and reposting it is a good quarter of the posts. It's not becoming a habit, it's the way Gawker sites have always operated. I for one appreciated the post and checked out a webcomic I've never heard of.

...that was exactly what he said, but with humor and less words.

God forbid Kotaku inject a bit of video game humor into our evening and in turn give free promotion to a cartoon artist. What were they thinking?

The heat, the casual racism and homophobia, the dust, the dryness (in my area), the extreme conservative bias, the lack of any nice scenery outside of the Panhandle or Hill Country, the oilfield driving up the cost of housing everywhere they go and ruining economy of small towns, the school systems that only seem to…

Presently, a great deal of factors. They are being dealt with one by one.

Who's Alexa?

There's no state income tax, but we make up for it with crappy wages unless you work for the oil companies. Can't speak for Houston in particular, but lord do I hate living in this State. I'd rather live anywhere else.

I'm from Texas. Why would you want to move here?