Actually, we put a man on the goddamn moon by listening to every single can't and shouldn't we could find.

I don't think this holds up for modern vehicles. I'm pretty sure if traction control is on the vehicle can tell when the tires aren't contacting properly. I used cruise control in a snowstorm once, and was consistently amazed with how well my car handled compared to the 88 truck I used to drive.

I wonder how many times I can make you do this.

ooh aren't selfies fun? Really, though, you should smile. Looks like a good tooth or two in there. Show those ivories off.

Oh, you are a trend-breaker! I would have never pictured you as a screaming whining infant. I guess I should have though. It is sort of obvious in retrospect.

Sleeping at night's not a problem for me, because I don't have misplaced road-rage keeping me awake. You know, I notice a trend among people who use 'kid' to try to deride other folks. They're either dumb arrogant teenagers, or old grouchy and bitter pensioners. I'm guessing you're not a trend-breaker, are you?

Eh, I made my points. This is just something for my hands to do while I shut of my brain and wait for the time to clock out. Where I will then drive home, freely sharing the rode with people on bicycles, motorcycles, and even that family who ride horses around town at weird ass hours.

If you're not going to bother to read the post, why am I going to bother to address your question?

Ah, well I'm more than happy to provide the TL:DR for you. All your points were bullshit, except the one where the only thing you care about is you.

Taco Bell is the ultimate in cheap, shitty food, and I've got the shittiest fast food restaurants of any town or city here, so I know shitty food. That said, Taco Bell is nowhere near as disgusting as this article implies. It's by nobody's definition real Mexican food, but it is very edible and occasionally tasty.

Cyclists are required to obey all the same laws as horses, horse-drawn carriages, and automobiles and possesses all the same rights on the road. A cyclist pays city, county, state, and federal taxes. The taxes you pay for vehicle registration and on fuel and other costs associated directly with vehicle ownership,…

That's pretty neat. I didn't think you could do that with makeup.But for most tattoos wouldn't it be easier to just dress really conservatively? I have a tattoo on my forearm, and I've just worn a longsleeve shirt to every interview ever.

So, if a gal carries too many things, she's not fit to date? I don't even...

I don't understand why you can't refreeze something you've thawed. Freezing is an effective way of killing bacteria. What's the problem? I don't seem to see an explanation for that anywhere and this is the first time I've heard it. I actually do this all the time.

Or the neighbors fucking.

In America? Absolutely.

A valid counterpoint.

It's a parody. A bit of fun. It's not a serious fanfiction or an attempt at expanding the universe. I can promise you that Harry Potter has never met a Sith in ANY of the books.

He took the time to tweet and have the photo taken, both validating the haters in their hate, and proving that he does, in fact, give a shit.

Other cars aren't manufactured too? Well, shoot.