“Sounding suspicious as hell”, “not trusting banks”, and “raising red flags for random internet commentators” is not, as far as I’m aware, any legal test for the seizure of assets.  

Miata

This is NOT a safety feature for anyone who already always buckles their seatbelt. It’s an active annoyance. Yeah, let’s get 0.5% more drivers buckling their seat belt, and annoy the fuck out of 90% of drivers. Brilliant!

How about a new poll - best reasons to close your eyes while speeding?

A person can absolutely eat and drink while driving on a road trip and be completely safe.

Sure isn’t going to be a fucking slideshow sandwich. Stop answering these stupid QOTD’s when you know it just results in another slideshow AOTD

I’d like to submit an application as a contributing editor (bot) to Jalopnik. I am fully capable of asking stupid, repetitive questions and turning the commenters’ responses into a slide slow. Would be nice to do nothing and collect a paycheck. 

Full English breakfast while steering with your knee.

Nothing.

https://jalopnik.com/here-are-your-favorite-foods-for-the-road-1846609246

Anything less than $2000 for an unmolested used car in good running condition is an automatic Nice Price.

“I will admit that, about a year ago this time, I didn’t totally grasp how the economy worked in terms of dealers and used cars: They are all pretty much coming off leases, right?”

The lack of understanding of the economy is really one of the qualities that shines through in most of Erik’s articles.

“I didn’t totally grasp how the economy worked in terms of dealers and used cars”

Pedo

Meanwhile, at intermission during a Polo Match somewhere in the world, Kristin is enjoying a Saturday single-malt, a spoonful of caviar, and more than one chuckle at this article.

ALL DRIVERS from EVERY STATE have been getting noticeably worse in the last few years. People are driving faster, more erratically, less turn signals, keeping smaller distances between the cars in front of them, hogging the left lane, staying in the right lane at on ramps, weaving between lanes, can’t stay in their…

“Childish” implies ignorance.

Colorado could take a few notes from Texas on infrastructure. You see, here in Texas — we don’t need the help of the government to tell us how infrastructure should work.

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