It’s also bringing out the dreaded autoplay video.   Which, really, is the worst crime of them all. 

It really is a Ferrari experience at a quarter the price.

“Well, reduced traffic in general will reduce deaths, so why not add a few deaths back to the total by reducing truckers’ restrictions?”

Nasty. Nasty, nasty question. You’re a nasty person asking nasty questions. Remember when I fixed the economy and made Apple move iPhone manufacturing to America? I’ve also put Mike Pence in charge of keeping us all safe. Overall I’m doing fantastic with macarenavirus. Kristen Lee, she’s just not nice.

The flu is a mostly stable event each year. This is not. Comparing the two is a category error until there is a viable and available vaccine for this. This appears to be more deadly in terms of the populations it affects. It just hasn’t gotten everywhere yet.

This isn’t at all what WRC or Rallycross cars look like. 

Jalopnik is a site about cars and the people that love them. The fucking President of the United States addresses a tweet to people who “like automobiles.” Those are cars. The tweet, again from the President, states things that cannot be proven as true regarding cars and car ownership by Americans. It’s hard to see…

...except no one has advocated either of those things. Ever. Period. I will literally suck your penis if you can quote even one Democrat that has ever uttered such non-sense.

“Repeal Obama’s 25 year import ban!”

There’s equal real evidence for either interpretation. If pressed, I’d say both are total horseshit.

high school burnout pot head friend

I know....

I did my best to address the issues

I’m sorry you have to deal with people who don’t read.

“You snowflakes are making me feel bad!”

Should I have to pay a hefty fine

Annnnd...we know who’s voting for Trump come November.

Okay.

That 1% is roughly equal to the vehicles that regularly use all 4-5 seatbelts or sports coupes that find themselves on the track. We should all ONLY buy what we’ll fully use, right? Sell the furniture you rarely use. How many dishes do you have that rarely leave the cabinet? Wasteful excess. Do you use more than a…

For the record, Koenigsegg told me that I was wrong about the front axle ratio being tall, saying, “No, it is not tall, it is correct.”