It is an alternate universe, and every single one of his movies takes place in it. Sharon Tate lived, Hitler was killed in a movie theater thus ending WWII, and the n-word apparently flows like water 

I don’t care what anybody says; that’s a cool-ass looking Mustang.

How did you write an entire post about this car, and all of its insane specifications, and not even mention the Freevalve technology it will be using?!

Please tell us all of the issues. My Stelvio has been trouble free unlike our brand new Outback where they didn't install the turbo inlet properly and spent 3 days in the shop for them to figure this out. So please enlighten us with your vast knowledge of the problems going on with their lineup.

Shoutout 91 borns 

It’s funny to think that in my lifetime (1991) we have doubled the output of the 911 turbo.

Its anecdotal but my Brother-in-law has a Giulia Ti Sport and loves it. He is at 40k miles and the only trip to the dealership was his fault. He has let me drive it a couple times and it drives wonderfully. I can see why people risk it, it is truly a great drivers car. 

It's the sex.

You could probably get the sticker delete option for only $6K more.

Bought a new car in 2018 - considered a Focus, liked Hyundai’s Elantra GT more so I bought that instead - in the market for a second car for my spouse right now. And we’re not looking at the crap Ford’s selling.

I mean... if a swastika had five spokes, sure.

This is beyond fantastic.Love it.
Maybe you could do similar for any Jalopnik staff get-togethers? Perhaps even chrome everything for ultimate classiness

This is beyond ridiculous. It’s one of those “hey what if we did this” type of deals where no one expects you to actually do it... and yet here we are.

Mad respect for taking the time and effort to actually follow through with an idiotic idea lol.

Correct. The operator is mistaking something called ‘auto pilot’ for something that automatically pilots the car.

“diamonds are just ounces... stone”

Not my guy.

Mercedes, BMW and other companies have had GPS-based gear selector for about 8 years:

OK, and I can not stress this enough, Boomer.

The vehicles themselves are zero-emissions.

I mean, Musk is right; a monoculture grove of trees planted to be harvested as cardboard stock isn’t the same as bulldozing the Amazon. This isn’t old-growth forest. How many times has Volkswagen cleared trees to build a factory without a peep from anybody?