We also found that by seating customers close together months later they requested an additional place for a baby seat so we provided one.

Oh, this is going to be fantastic. 

Wait, are YOU joking?

They see me trollin’
They hatin’
Duct tapin’ and they try to catch me flashing birdies

Another Tesla fan with zero sense of humor.

Nah, that's clearly GM's electric Silverado prototype in disguise. The Ford wheels is a clear misdirect. 

The NASCAR and UPS steering forces cancel out, meaning it can only ever go straight.

Will it turn left, ever?

This car is NOT a fucking appliance. A Camry is an appliance.

Yea, well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man. 

Jason, you’re logged in under Andrew’s account, just FYI

Start buying annoying crossovers, please.

What’s the automotive equivalent of a meth addiction? This.

Lol! We’re not talking about a hellcat here. You can certainly use 350 hp in a small SUV without going too wild. No one is bragging about the sub 400hp they have under the hood.

The “Porsches that aren’t Porsches” battle was a long time ago. Your side lost. There's even a second Porsche CUV, now. Move on.

Did anyone else hear about Telsa introducing a truck? I can’t find any mention of it anywhere online.

Let’s try to be civil, guys. Clarkson has come a long way since his first design.

I thought for sure it was a troll... and they were going to bring out the “real one”.... I’m literally shocked at how bad this is.

It does come in a 4 door. It has plenty of luggage space. With it’s base 650HP LT4 or optional LT 5 it should be pretty quick. If you don’t order the optional leather you can  wash the interior out with a garden hose.  It will be fine on the road. 2019’s are sold out but a few 2020 slots are available for racing or…