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Yeah, you know, it really works. Trump is five INTs-in-a-half bad at presidenting, while Clinton would’ve given us 200 yards, 1 TD, and no picks in presiding over an unexciting but marginally effective bureaucracy that wins games 16-10.

You forgot to add in where cops nationwide defend this while they get all sanctimonious about how they’re the thin blue line and no one can possibly understand the stress the job puts them through, so people need to cut them some slack when they gun down a deaf man with a metal cane.

Go up to man with stick. Claim you’re scared of stick. Kill man. Enjoy paid vacation. Claim murdered man was “no angel”. Collect extra overtime quelling the protests after you’re cleared of any wrong doing.

No, the Yankees are not at fault.

Black people talk about crime within their own communities constantly. You don’t hear about it because it’s a problem that doesn’t effect or involve you, and that you only care about when you need a false equivalency to shutdown discussions about police brutality and racism.

This may be true for YOU and YOUR political views, but there are plenty of people out there who aren’t on the fringes of politics and prefer a more centrist, moderate approach. There is nothing wrong with wanting, say, pro-choice rights for women, marriage equality, AND lower taxes and smaller government.

No, passing on a double yellow is being an asshole. Swerving to intimidate and kill is [attempted (edit)] murder. Asshole is much lower on the scale.

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

I think a big part of the problem is that when people are told that our society is racist they think that they are being told that they are racist. When they hear that they have an advantage they think they are being told that they have no problems.

Hello, giant OSU fan here.

Wow, trump really is returning all these jobs that immigrants stole back to americans.

Here’s a hot take: fuck Phil Jackson. If you wouldn’t use the word to describe everybody, don’t use it to describe anybody. White folks are going to be just fine if we can’t say “posse” and “thug” for a few decades, so everyone just cut it the fuck out.

In difficult times such as these, it’s nice to see Americans go back to the one unifying, unambiguously good past-time that has lasted them for over 240 years: kicking the shit out of the Irish.

I’m fine with Weekend at Bernie’s-ing RBG for the next four years if something terrible were to happen.

I’m devastated, too. But, I think your comment (which reflects an attitude towards Trump supporters we both shared) is the problem.

I’m talking about practices that actually exist. This doesn’t exist. Also, if Starbucks loses money, do the employees take a hit? Risk sharing is only beneficial when you profitable. Off years would be rough.  

So you only work in absolutes. Relativism has no place in the work force? Got it.

Isn’t Starbucks one of the best case scenarios for lower wage workers? It was my understanding that they have been offering benefits and stuff for years before anyone gave that to service industry workers.

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.