And we have reached the climax of a year long foreplay session. Thank you

You don’t even want to know what they were tweeting at Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

Good thing Torry Holt is retired or who knows what kind of hell would have broken loose.

There is more patriotism in this one act than a million flag lapel pins.

Same here. I quit watching 3 years ago because fuck em.

People’s priorities are all so fucked up.

Seriously, Tom, can you guys please fucking focus on what really matters: did he stand respectfully during the pledge of allegiance or not?

Because when you want hard-hitting perspective about how the world really works, you go to a 24 year old blond who's putting together an audition reel for a sweet FoxNews gig.

“I’m strapped in for the good shit, Tomi. Fuck me up.”

(Given that she’s a hot blonde white chick from the heartland who went to college in Vegas, there’s a pretty decent chance that that video already exists in the wild)

The Goths staged a second invasion in the 90s.

Tomsula loaded up his phone with extra minutes today so he could read and laugh at this.

What are the odds he takes a shortcut and becomes a policeman?

Lately I’ve been experimenting with turning my baseball cap around so that the brim is behind me. It seems counter-productive, sure, but I feel it projects a signal that I’m ready to party and would be open to the company of hot babes.

As for Crowell admitting he was wrong and acted out of rage — Loomis says, “You’re a grown ass man, and you claim you were too emotional to know it was wrong? Think we’ll accept your apology? Kiss my ass.”

So so typical. Truth is the majority of guys have no complaint if a vagina is waxed smooth as a peach or just trimmed, some even like the full 70's wildnerness. Very very few guys will go through the effort of having a fight with their significant other over the issue. At most, when a guy’s lady suggests he shave his…

Wondo’s mom brings the orange slices for halftime sooooo

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

Maybe security guards hassle him less because he’s Asian and more because his hair makes him look like a junior high Juggalo or a background extra in a cut scene from the rave in Blade II.

You can't possibly be serious.