Let's not forget the most important part of Swedish cuisine.

Is it okay if I sit in a corner with a tub of this and a stack of pita bread?

Dear Salty,

The only person here in this entire menagerie of cereal eating methods who ISN’T a monster, is Aimee Levitt. Kudos to you, Aimee, for your no nonsense approach to cereal eating.

Not a ton of Deadspin (RIP)/Takeout overlap, it seems. And Foodspin just kinda petered out before this place got started, IIRC.

Whatever dish helped to create the gif that keeps on giving:

Never heard of them.

I, too, demand an explanation for how tortellini ended up in here. I’m not even saying I wouldn’t eat this because I would, but I need to know why.

Dear God. Humanity will pay for that which you’ve unleashed here.

This is why I don’t have a problem with global warming. Humanity supposedly has the intellect to split the atom and yet we still have people like this. Let the next species take over. We’ve had our shot, and we blew it. Hard.

Kale?

It’s exceptionally hard to dislike someone who is clearly living their best life and just wants everyone else to do the same. All the QE guys are good stuff, but JVN and Karamo, in particular, kill it with spreading knowledge, love, and positivity in their social media, even when it’s sponsored.

An apple being sweet like candy sounds less appealing. Of course this is why I say Pink Lady is the best apple for eating out of hand because it has the perfect blend of texture, tartness, and sweetness. I don't think Honeycrisp are used much in baking because of their sweetness so I have doubts about Cosmic Crisp…

I don't care one way or the other. I find some of them funny, but I am not going to buy a product simply because the Twitter brand made a decent joke. But I'm not going to raise a stink or be all hateful either.

How do you feel about your soup making sex jokes?

My mom just had my sister and I pick out what she should eat. When my brothers took her out, we would often get phone calls to find out what she liked at that restaurant. The short answer was always something with artichokes.

1530 milligrams of sodium!!!

“Dear Salty -

Meanwhile, this woman probably just wants to eat and have a drink but feels obligated to engage conversation. 

Sex.