I like olives in general, but it has to be said that not all olives are equal.  The canned black olives are at the bottom of my list.

Who the hell is Corey? Is...is there anyone who actually likes things I don’t? There are things I don’t like and I demand people who like these things reveal themselves.

Regular Herrs puffs are pretty good, why did you eat some kind of weirdass gross version? Hot bbq cheese puffs, wtf?

If his pit crew advises him wrong (both for last race’s pitlane entry as well as for this starting maneuver), it’s hardly his mental ability that’s questionable.

I’d advise him to look for a new race manager, maybe?

Re: Bottas.. A win is a win I guess... I do get tired of his reference to “critics”.. Some of that criticism is probably well deserved... Also have to see how things go now that Hamilton has more points on his license... I’d be pissed too, especially now it seems the team said it was okay. No one mentioned that in the…

Our fridge had an issue a few years ago so we opted to fix instead of buy. Then the dishwasher went out. We bought instead of fixed. The light on my hood stopped working a couple years ago. Only the defrost button on the microwave works anymore and the igniter went out on the stove earlier this month. They are all…

Cheese on a burger is a must -- cheese on a chicken sandwich...not so much. 

Bartender says “haven’t I spotted you in here before?”

Agree, peanut butter M&M’s are the BEST!

So, Bud Light?

jeez hulk 

I too have life philosophies. One of them is never order pizza place wings because they are always disappointing.

Black olives are an abomination and should never be used in anything. Use real olives, or don’t us them at all.

Yeah, I’m watching my sodium too, there’s plenty in everything without adding more, generally I just pepper everything.

Why do you need salt and pepper to taste when the Salad Supreme contains plenty of salt and pepper? In fact, if I use the whole container as instructed, and then figure the amount of sodium in one serving vs. the whole container, I’m looking at a pasta salad that contains 6765 mg of sodium. Oh wait! I forgot about the…

How the fuck is racism complicated?

You could be Utah and get Jell-O.  That might be the saddest thing I’ve ever read.

It really is! The Greek yogurt adds such good flavor to the whipped cream, balancing it against all the other sweet things so nothing tastes cloying. I also love making this with apricots and nectarines. 

Meh. The sandwich is fine as is. Adding cheese and bacon is usually just a cheap cover up for a crappy product.

I would follow Reese’s through the gates of hell, if the gates of hell had peanut butter and chocolate on it.