I cut it in half, heat it up and slather it with butter. 

I don’t like pancakes so I’ll allow others to speak to that. 

The only thing blueberries are good for are blueberry muffins. Yeah, I said it. Get back to me when it’s the year of the raspberry. 

Thank you! I’ve always wished that I liked salmon because it’s good for you and it’s generally cheaper than most other fish but I hate it. Tried it every which way and blech. I’ll stick with cod or tilapia or some other white fish. 

Bagel Bites.

This! I had a Hot Pocket craving a few weeks back and decided to “treat” myself. I wish I had remembered Gaffigan’s bit beforehand. I hope Allison had stocked up on tp.

I’m trying my best!

Pop Secret was always my go to but that was before products like Boomchickapop hit the market. Now I’ve reverted to popping kernels on the stove top.

Black pudding. 

this sandwich does not appear to be of the pickle persuasion or tradition

Now I want meatballs. 

I’m here for it. I love lemon desserts. 

I like the idea of pot pie but in reality every time I get it, it’s a pain in the ass to eat. 

Oh, I completely forgot about the zoodle craze. 

Avocado definitely takes it but I would give an honorable mention to cauliflower. It was everywhere from rice to pizza crusts to cauliflower steaks and on and on.

Started watching thinking that surely even this wouldn’t make me dislike him. Finished almost in tears from laughing. I love that man. 

Did y’all change the name of this website from The Takeout to The Salt Bomb?

have the option of ordering from a special limited menu with pictures

1530 milligrams of sodium

Noooo! I’m going to miss your posts long lost (maybe) cousin. Good luck on your journey.