When I first read it as a child, Professor Baehr was depicted in the illustrations as quite an old man, adding doubly to my angst that she didn’t end up with dishy Laurie.

Excuse me, no. Little Women is Professor Bhaer’s most famous film.

Ok, ok, ok...I am definitely missing something here, because the cake guy is arguing that his “deeply held religious beliefs” and Biblical teachings keep him from making “Anti-American” cakes? Which psalm is that mandate in?

I will never miss an excuse to post this tweet.

Its shockingly good. I also think their nuggets are better than McD’s.

Strong disagree. I believe Ta-Nehisi Coates pointed this out recently. It is really really easy to not sing along to that word. Like super easy. While black people have to constantly police what they say at the risk of being seen as angry or hostile or whatever.

Sweet potatoes are gross and wrong.

Your opinion is wrong and I’m embarrassed for you.

Speaking of the music industry, every time I hear that Kesha song “Praying,” I think shit, that poor girl was out there all on her own in 2014 when she accused (not) Dr. Luke of sexual assault and she had to go it alone and lost money, time and a chunk of her career. Although I am a sucker for overwrought ballads, I…

Has anyone seen Cool Runnings lately? Does it hold up? I remember thinking it was THE BEST THING EVER as a kid, but I always worry about things I liked then because children have horrible taste.

An Advent calendar without chocolate? What is even the point?

*to the tune of “Be Our Guest”*

So the same way you know someone does crossfit? :D

This is horrifying, but it’s odd that she was tired enough to fall asleep someplace that uncomfortable, and I wonder if the boyfriend’s enablement went so far as to intoxicate her with alcohol or drugs.

Well, when the host announces “WE SHOULD ALL FUCK!” and everyone hangs around, it’s gotta set a weird vibe all around. Hollywood’s weird.

I’m sure a person who is alleged to have insisted that Cohen stay just a little bit longer at Westwick’s apartment and was more concerned about looking embarrassed in front of Westwick is going to incriminate themselves.

Going by her story, in what universe is the producer boyfriend not an enabler/participant at best or the mastermind behind the whole thing at worst?

Yessss. I love big closed kitchens. I love to bake and cook and it’s my own little escape and sometimes I like to “let the dishes soak” which is code for I just wanna eat these muffins on the couch. But I can’t do that if my couch is in the same room as the dining room and the kitchen where I can see my soaking pans…

I’ll give you that it’s complicated, but generally speaking nobody is going to raise a fuss if you politely ask a woman you know out once, she declines, and you don’t approach her again.

He should have just dropped live turkeys from a helicopter. They can fly, right?