Nooooo. When my last ex and I broke up I could never would never want to touch a thing of his ever again! But I am a clean break person. I don’t even want to hear your name for 6 months. I don’t get the hanging on.

I initially read “caffeine runs” as meaning “diarrhea from too much coffee”, and became a little concerned....

French Canadian here and no, kissing someone’s hand is *not* how we do it here. We do the two-cheek kiss thing, but only in more familiar settings.

I live somewhere where women get a hug and one or two cheek kisses while men get handshakes, including within families. I’ve resolved to start offering my hand whenever I fucking want to.

SKEWED TOO FEMALE?! IT’S MOTHERFUCKING NANCY DREW

I know men who legit used #MeToo. It is not confined to a gender!

My mother went to American University in Beirut for medical school in the early 90s. There was one associate dean (who had been working there for nearly 20 years and was basically a legend in his field) who only invited female students to his house on weekends/holidays for dinner. Everyone just said it was his way of…

I read this post and immediately developed an all-too-familiar wine craving. Will my liver outlast this administration? The race is on!

Whining is addicting to who now?

Miranda, and also you forgot to rank her first.

I hate myself for knowing this, but it was a Vivienne Westwood wedding gown.

No worries. Just listen for the sound of the White male complaining about his rights.

Hello Jared.

OK who else was thinking that the guy was making CG porn of dead celebrities fucking and forcing his employees to watch it?

*fake blonde

To defeat the Huns?

You can if you promise not to throw rocks.

I feel like my resting bitch face gets me out of a lot of conversations I don’t want to be having. I definitely don’t want to lose that!!

I’ve thought about Botox and decided against it. If I don’t look angry and tired all the time people might try and talk to me more.

Aw man, I thought that was cake, the prettiest cake I’d ever seen. I’d totally eat that soap btw.