Dear MVP,

Has MVP’s boyfriend met a specific person he wants to sleep with hence he’s come up with this? I would probably think so...

Men usually get padding and protective gear in their stunt costumes. Women don’t which makes them more likely to be injured.

I’m almost 40, and I’ve dated, had serious relationships, and am married. I’ve noticed a recurring trend with all men: they can be such assholes to the nth degree, but the minute you change your normal approach to them, they get defensive and/or clingy but not too apologetic.

Why does she have to like cats? Is the cat going to be there? With little cat protective eyewear?

Hopefully she’ll be more fun this season but I hated Margaret last season. I couldn’t wait for her to be off my screen everytime she was on it. Her romance was boring and her entitlement without any sense of obligation to go with it was enraging.

I demand Brendan Fraser publicly denounce this moron. Demand!

While this is awesome, these kind of stories give me pause as to the state of my home and the impression it would give to FBI raiders. Like was I really too tired to throw my clothes in the hamper last night? Would the FBI guys sit around the office post pre-dawn raid and muse “hey did you see tornado’s underpanties…

Last winter a some lady from the Salvation Army got in my face about not donating, so I asked her rather loudly if they had changed their stance on conversion therapy and general discrimination against the LGBT+ community and then stated even more loudly that I don’t give money to organizations that are openly…

ew

Wow call me too invested in it or whatever but I actually fucking HATE Amber’s post. If you’re not going to commit to putting the prongs in your hair you don’t deserve to share a diptych with Ariel you HACK.

Seconding! 33 years old, haven’t dated in forever. Finally in a good place, but cannot deal with dating apps. It’s impossible to keep a conversation going with anyone long enough to actually go out. I can’t have a conversation with myself! Feels like all of them are just on dating sites for “fun” and most probably…

Damn. No awkward mambo set to “Spice Up Your Life.”

That would be grrrreat!

Am Mennonite. Weigh 270lbs. Can confirm.

I’ll fight on your side against anyone who doesn’t think apple cider donuts are the best because they are.

Apple cider donuts are the best!

YAS second season of Harlots. I really liked that show. There are some story threads that I’m very interested to see resolved.

Don’t give up hope Olivia.......After all tomorrow is another day.

She’s a mealy-mouthed ninny, and I hate her.