Could be worse, he could have proposed at Midway.

I have very high arches (probably the only thing I have in common with Halle Berry) and it can be hard to wear boots or any shoe that covers my whole arch. Embrace your flat feet!

As a big boob-ed woman, I looove sweater vests, because they let me wear button down shirts without having to worry about the perpetual problem of gapping in the front. 

You know Caroline Bingley will be first in line.

A moment of silent respect for Paul Newman at any age, but especially in his later years.....

That's... A weird teacher pupil dynamic...

If I were the USPS, I would say yes simply because I would want to see how she dresses to volunteer at the USPS. 

This story reads like it was created through a 2020 bingo generator.

Since these mediocre white men have failed upwards their entire lives, I’ve found that they completely lose their shit when met with ANY level of polite pushback, for any reason on any subject.

Ugh. I’m sure I’ll be seeing these worn by women on Tinder who will be holding either a fish or an AR-15 any minute now.

Meh....I am more of a list king. College rule notepad, pencil and hey...we got a ballgame.

I’m not saying this in support or opposition to any specific terms here, but I’m always confused by the guys who try to use etymology as a reason to keep using a word. Language changes, always and forever. Terms can develop new meanings, lose old ones, or change in a million other ways. Just that fact that you have to…

You spelled Russell Stover Caramel Eggs wrong.

Lose the creme eggs.  Get the caramel filled ones.  They are a late night treasure. 

I came here to stan mini-eggs and I’m glad this article came to the correct conclusion that they’re the superior Easter candy. Perfect for stress-eating during a global pandemic.

Cadbury Creme Eggs are trash. The best Easter candy is and always will be Russell Stover Marshmallow Eggs. I will die on this hill.

I really worry about yalls cabin fever. It's not even a week. 

I was thinking ‘Drop Dead Gorgeous.’ I can’t read this story without thinking about ‘Drop Dead Gorgeous.’

I don’t want to say that anyone deserves aggressive lung cancer, but if it had to be anybody then I’m glad it’s Rush Limbaugh. I can’t wait for him to enter the bad place and experience butthole spiders and chainsaw bears.

Side note: I watched The Beautiful Fantastic on Netflix yesterday. Andrew Scott is in it. It is very sweet and pretty. As is Andrew Scott in it. Would recommend.